If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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