There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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