her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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