I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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