I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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