So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
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