Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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