Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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