Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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