I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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