Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
