he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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