It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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