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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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