He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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