Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Randomize
