Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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