I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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