do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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