In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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