No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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