He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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