I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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