GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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