You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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