Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
why do cheetos always look like penises
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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