you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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