So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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