Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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