Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
This is classic penis vs brain.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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