question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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