Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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