Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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