Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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