"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Semen is not good for contacts.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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