this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Drake has all the answers
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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