I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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