I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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