maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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