i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
Randomize
