My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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