Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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