your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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