when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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