her vagine was all disorganized.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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