It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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