so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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