The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
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