Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I feel great
I just peed on a car
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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