just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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